he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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