Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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