You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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