I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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