Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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