like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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