She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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