areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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