If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
