Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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