It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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