Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
he fucked my hip out of place.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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