names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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