five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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