Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Randomize
