Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I have post one night stand depression
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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