I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
soo... how was my night?
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