We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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