Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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