watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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