So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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