She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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