i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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