ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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