i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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