Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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