I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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