he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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