why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
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