do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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