I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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