So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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