Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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