Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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