what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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