return my video game
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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