You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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