how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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