That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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