Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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