Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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