Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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