He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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