You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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