planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
dude. I can hear the air.
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