the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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