Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
