You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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