After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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