I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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