going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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